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I don't like to hug, because it could lead me to other things - like pick-pocketing. -Linda Herskovic

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Why do dead people get to ride in such nice cars? That can piss you off if you're on the bus. -Marsha Warfield

It's interesting to me when I listen to women talk. I'll give you a caricature of a femail conversation: One woman will say something like, "Well, I think Earth is round." The second one will say, "Well I think it's flat." And the one in the middle will say, "Well, it's probably round and flat." And they move on. Where in a male's conversation, you wouldn't have that. One would say, "I think it's round." One would say, "Flat." And the third one would go, "That guy just said Earth is flat; you said it was round. And I think he said something about your mother, too." There'd have to be a fight until something would win. -Rob Backer

I love to being married. I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing mt own sentences. -Brian Kiley

For a long time I didn't know what MBA means. My friend told me about MBA. It surprisingly isn't a school-term related subject. It was "Married but Available" -Keni

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